December 2010
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December 11th, 2009 - "Breaking & Entering"
Greg: Did you see 'Always Sunny' last night?
Gil: Nope. DVR'd it.
Greg: I hate you. And I hate your DVR.
Gil: Sorry man. Had a birthday dinner to go to. I'm sure we'll watch it before the year is out.
Greg: It's pretty funny. I think it was the season finale.
Gil: Sweet. But I think you should spend less time with your tv and more time with... you know... people.
Greg: People don't like me Gil. It's a problem.
Gil: Oh, without question. But still... It's fun to see your ugly face so we can all join in on insulting you.
Greg: You'll see it soon enough... when I break into your home and steal all your shit.
Gil: If by "home" you mean "butt" and by "shit" you mean "dignity".... and "actual shit".
Greg: I'm so confused. So I'm now meant to be breaking into your butt, raping you, and finally stealing your poop?
Gil: Yes... That is correct. You said it, not me.
Greg: I said one thing! You've created something else entirely!
Gil: No... No, I don't think so. By my account, you said you'd break into my butt, steal my dignity AND my poop.
Greg: Your trickery knows no bounds, he-devil.