June 2011
2 posts
October 8th, 2010 - "To Catch A Morlock"
Greg: Going to happy hour tonight at Square One?
Gil: Probably working late.
Greg: You understand that trying multiple times to suck your own cock does NOT count as work - correct?
Gil: Says you. I've never worked up more of a sweat in my life.
Greg: Well that's understandable I suppose. Considering I've seen newborns with bigger cocks.
Gil: You probably have. But we'll get into your baby cock blow bang fetish later.
Greg: Get in line mister. The cops are already there.
Gil: I know. I called them. And the "To Catch A Predator" guy.
Greg: How about calling them on Ken? That son of bitch stalks the night like fucking Batman.
Gil: Yeah. If batman was the complete opposite of a billionaire playboy.
Greg: Good point. He sounds like a Morlock.
Gil: Is that a mole-person?
Greg: I believe so. A mole person named Ken.
October 8th, 2010 - "The Power of Contortion...
Greg: For some insane reason I decided to purchase The Exorcist on Blu-Ray at lunch. That movie scares the fucking shit out of me. Why in the hell would I want to see that horror in high definition??
Gil: Because you're an idiot?
Greg: Because I like watching people bang themselves with crucifixes?
Gil: Who doesn't? AND she's a contortionist. Perfect woman?
Greg: She's a child in the film. But, yes.
Gil: She's all woman, Greg. She's ALL woman.