September 11th, 2009 - "Poop the World"
- Greg: Have you seen this "Poop the World" iPhone app?
- Gil: No
- Greg: Apparently, you can update your friends on the type and smell of your poop from anywhere. I always get the updates from my boss: Hold on I'll forward you the e-mail. Apparently his today was the consistency of sea angels and smells like sweet n' sour sauce.
- Gil: Dear. God.
- Greg: Did you get the e-mail?
- Gil: Yes. Unfortunately.
- Greg: I mean "Brown Baby Manatee"?
- Gil: Fuck's sake man. I mean, why? Why is this a thing?
- Greg: I don't really know Gil.
- Gil: Does society need such a thing?
- Greg: Part of me is inclined to say yes.
- Gil: Part of you... or maybe all of you... is a piece of shit that needs to be described by this app.
- Greg: Try not having a gall bladder, dick. A poop log would be kinda nice.
- Gil: I don't even know what all of that means.
- Greg: Of course you don't -- judging me on your high horse with all of your working organs: It means consistency is an issue meal to meal. I'm just saying I'd like to chart the shit. Literally.
- Gil: [laughing]
- Greg: Go ahead and laugh. You bastard.
- Gil: I did. And I think I will continue at your expense.
