December 21st, 2009 - "Facebook"
- Greg: Fuck yourself.
- Gil: I hate you.
- Greg: I'll tell you what I hate: The fucking bitch that sent me a Farmville duck on Facebook. I mean, really? What the fuck? Get a life!
- Gil: Hate that shit.
- Greg: It's the worst.
- Gil: Mafia wars, Farmville... All kinds of bullshit.
- Greg: It's bad enough that people publish it to their own walls -- but on mine?
- Gil: JUST LEMME STALK CHILDREN IN PEACE!
- Greg: That's what I'm sayin'!