January 21st, 2010 - "Bad Weather"
- Gil: Apparently a tornado touched down in Ponte Vedra.
- Greg: Oh wow. It's nasty as fuck downtown.
- Gil: Here too (JTB and Philips).
- Greg: Incredible (monkey dick).
- Gil: I always had a sneaking suspicion that monkey dick was always on your brain.
- Greg: I can't stop thinking about the shit.
- Gil: Figured as much, you beastiality-lovin' motherfucker
- Greg: Fuuuuuuck it. I'd rather have the cold than this fucking shit.
- Gil: Same here. This shit's dangerous. People drive like shit in this.
- Greg: Word - You old man.
- Gil: You're older than me. AND you're missing an organ. Two if you count your lack of a penis that's able to be viewed without the use of a microscope. So shut the fuck up.
- Greg: Jesus H. I don't even have words.
