February 3rd, 2010 - "The Super Bowl"
- Greg: So, when is the Super Bowl? This weekend?
- Gil: Yes. You woman. We're probably having just a few people over if you wanna come watch it with us. I'll probably grill.
- Greg: I'd be down for that. I don't even know whose playing. Colts and Saints? Or the Cats, maybe?
- Gil: Yes. The cats. Versus the Squirrels. Squirrels are fast, but the Cats have the whole 9 lives advantage. Should be a good game.
- Greg: I'm a big fan of the Pasadena Kitty Kats.
- Gil: You're a fucking moron.
- Greg: Fuuuuuck it. Been too busy trying to get caught up on all the Oscar nominees - no time for football. Shit's queer.
- Gil: Oh, are you having an Oscar party this year? Maybe show off your appletini-making skills? Maybe make some panini? Pull for Jeff Bridges in 'Crazy Heart'? You latent homosexual, you?
- Greg: Dude - We should totally do that shit. I'll make ballots for everyone, pass them out before the ceremony 'n shit.
- Gil: God damn you. I'm in.
- Greg: Yesss. I'll drink appletini's till my dick falls off.
- Gil: So two then? You'll drink two?
- Greg: Don't worry about me, son of a bitch.