February 24th, 2010 - "WWII"
- Greg: I picked up Fargo for $10 last week. Great flick. Although, you'd probably hate it because it's all about white people and cold weather.
- Gil: Probably. Those are my two most hated things.
- Greg: I know, Gil. I know.
- Gil: You don't know shit.
- Greg: I know we beat you fuckers in WWII.
- Gil: Yeah. Too bad I had already kamikaze crashed my plane into the USS Arizona. And by "plane", I mean "penis". And by "USS Arizona", I mean your mother's vagina.
- Greg: Apparently the sex was much like a kamikaze pilot - little skill required, minimally effective and finished quickly. Also - Y'all got lil' Asian baby cockles.
- Gil: Fair enough. But one of us has a gall bladder, and the other does not...
- Greg: Thank you for pointing out that one of us no longer has an organ that human evolution has deemed unnecessary. Another organ that human evolution has deemed unnecessary? The Asian penis. Eat it baby cock.
- Gil: Son of a bitch.
