July 17th, 2008 - "Two-Face & No Head"
- Greg: A girl I work with won tickets to a sneak preview of The Dark Knight in IMAX yesterday. Said it was fucking amazing.
- Gil: Awesome. Can't wait. Better than "Batman & Robin"? With Clooney and Arnold?
- Greg: Well, heavens no.
- Gil: Phew. I don't think anything can ever top that one.
- Greg: And... Get this... Harvey Dent turns into Two-Face?!? WTF?
- Gil: Yeah. I knew that. I think Aaron Eckhart gave that away in multiple interviews.
- Greg: I knew that as well. It was a joke, god dammit.
- Gil: Oh. I thought you were pointing out the fact that he TRANSITIONED in this movie. I assumed you knew that Harvey Dent WAS Two-Face.
- Greg: All I know is that I hate you.
- Gil: Hey. Here's a suggestion: Make better jokes. I find that funny ones work best.
- Greg: Caucasians have a saying: Asian people can't laugh.
- Gil: And Asian people have a saying: I'm gonna karate chop your fucking Caucasian head off.
- Greg: Touché.
