February 26th, 2010 - "Sean Tucker's Going Away Party"
- Greg: Can you do me a favor tonight at Sean Tucker's going away party?
- Gil: Assassinate him?
- Greg: Punch him in the cock as hard as you can.
- Gil: Dude. I've had that in the works since he sent out the invitation.
- Greg: You've been planning a cock punch? How much planning could possibly go into an event like that?
- Gil: You have to know your enemy, Greg. His movements; How fast he is; How big his cock is... wait... no... An approximation would suffice?
- Greg: It's Sean Tucker. I sincerely doubt that cock size is a relevant variable.
- Gil: Point taken. I'll bow to your experience.
- Greg: Thank you, sir. That's what Sean Tucker did! WHAT-WHAT?!?
- Gil: Nice. Congratulations on receiving a blowjob from another man.
- Greg: Fuck it. A mouth's a mouth.
- Gil: Dear god.
- Greg: This guy knows what I'm talking about!
- Gil: Are you pointing at Ken?
- Greg: Oh wow. Nice.
- Gil: Yeah. I probably shouldn't insult random people when they're not even around to take it.
- Greg: Fuck it.
