September 26th, 2008 - "Books, Puppies, & A Magnificent C*nt"
- Gil: I read one page of my new book a few days ago. Haven't read since.
- Greg: Nice.
- Gil: It's tough with the new puppy.
- Greg: I understand that, you faggot.
- Gil: Well that's a relief. I thought you might have trouble grasping that concept. You know, due to the whole "you're a retard" thing.
- Greg: Never rub another man's rhubarb, Gil.
- Gil: I don't even know what that means. Did you just call me a faggot again?!
- Greg: Kind of; I think.
- Gil: Well sir, I believe you to be a magnificent cunt.
- Greg: What an odd thing to say to another grown man.
- Gil: If you can't take the heat, go the fuck to hell and die. I forget how that saying goes...
- Greg: I don't think that's it.
