March 23rd, 2009 - "Ohio"
- Greg: (Telling Gil about his upcoming trip back home to Ohio)
- Gil: You're a piece of shit.
- Greg: Harsh and inappropriate, dear friend.
- Gil: You are deserving of both, dear friend.
- Greg: You bastard.
- Gil: Who even goes to Ohio voluntarily? I thought it was America's version of Australia: A place for criminals, rapists, and whores.
- Greg: That's true...
- Gil: Fitting, now that I think about it.
