April 2nd, 2009 - "A Taun-Taun Sleeping Bag, Cardiac Arrest, & The Weekend"
- Greg: Dude - Please tell me you saw the taun-taun sleeping bag thing I shared on Google Reader yesterday. It may be one of the funniest creations OF ALL TIME.
- Gil: That thing WAS amazing.
- Greg: I wish they made them in adult sizes.
- Gil: Can't believe no one thought of it sooner.
- Greg: I know. It's so creative. I laughed for several minutes. And then went into cardiac arrest.
- Gil: Awesome. Maybe get a handle on your cholesterol and slightly amusing things won't kill you.
- Greg: Fuck that noise. You got any big plans for the weekend?
- Gil: No. Not yet. I'll keep you posted though.
- Greg: I was going to suggest fisting yourself.
- Gil: Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway my friend.
- Greg: I am without words to express my emotions at that statement.
- Gil: Joy?
- Greg: Lust?
- Gil: I have instantly become gay and fallen in love with another man?
- Greg: That's it exactly. Motherfuck yourself.
