June 4th, 2009 - "Bill Killed"
- Greg: Why do I blame Asians for the death of David Carradine? Is nothing sacred to you people?
- Gil: What the hell are you blabbering about now?
- Greg: David. Carradine. Is. Dead... Died in Thailand.
- Gil: Yeah?...
- Greg: Which is a hotbed for shady Asians.
- Gil: Ah. I get it. So him hanging himself had nothing to do with it? Just so I understand your position...
- Greg: Ninjas could've done that shit Gil - You know this.
- Gil: You are a horrible, horrible man, Greg Willis.
- Greg: I know. I tweeted a bunch of terrible shit and immediately regretted it. Stuff about it not being so hard to "Kill Bill" and suggesting Kung Fu Panda as a potential murder suspect.
- Gil: I always have you to make me look like less of an asshole.
- Greg: You do indeed friend.
- Gil: Ridiculous.
- Greg: I know. And immature. Shiiiiit.
- Gil: Hilarious nonetheless.
- Greg: Indeed.
