March 19th, 2010 - "Oedipuss" (Happy Mother's Day)
- Greg: What are you guys up to this weekend?
- Gil: Dunno. Nothing yet. You?
- Greg: No plans really. Katrina's in Miami tonight. Probably getting her fuck on. Son of a bitch.
- Gil: Probably. With the cast from the Jersey Shore. 'The Situation' is gonna be all up in her situation.
- Greg: Fucking hell.
- Gil: Wanna grab a beer after work or something? Talk about the interview you just blew?
- Greg: Yeah, That'd be cool. Where are you thinking?
- Gil: I don't know. I'm inviting you out to a social setting, so clearly I'm not. Thinking, that is.
- Greg: Hardy har har... Queerbait.
- Gil: Fuck your mother.
- Greg: Jesus. You go from 1 to 60 in a millisecond.
- Gil: You called me a queerbait! Don't you fucking lecture me.
- Greg: I was justified.
- Gil: You were out of line and you know it. Now be a good boy and go fuck your mother :)
- Greg: Emoticon?
- Gil: You know it.
- Greg: Sending one of those is worse than telling me to fuck my mother.
- Gil: That makes no sense. I feel like you don't understand the implications and consequences of fucking your own mother.
- Greg: ;)
- Gil: God dammit.
