March 23rd, 2010 - "Myths"
- Greg: I opted to purchase The Fantastic Mr. Fox today. Awesome movie.
- Gil: Really? I wanted to see it but never did.
- Greg: I watched it in my hotel room when I was in Minnesota a couple weeks ago. Thought it was sweet. One of Wes Anderson's better efforts.
- Gil: Nice.
- Greg: Yes, Gil, it is. It's very nice.
- Gil: I'm sure you'll always hold dear the memory of masturbating to a claymation fox for the first time.
- Greg: Indeed, friend. Especially when it's voiced by one, Mr. George Clooney.
- Gil: You are despicable.
- Greg: I can live with that.
- Gil: Unlike the fact that you're HIV-positive.
- Greg: HIV is a myth. Just like the Holocaust.
- Gil: And child pornography.
- Greg: No. Comment.