April 13th, 2010 - "Steven Seagal"
- Greg: Dude - How fucking awesome is Steven Seagal?
- Gil: Very?
- Greg: Motherfucker was sued for having sex slaves! I would say so.
- Gil: Amazing. How does one even garner a sex slave in the United States in 2010? I feel like that's a purely eastern European racket.
- Greg: From Russia, apparently.
- Gil: That explains it...
- Greg: He had two.
- Gil: That greedy motherfucker.
- Greg: He's a big boy. He has needs, Gil.
- Gil: I'll bet he made them pleasure him while he watched himself in Under Siege - because the only way he can climax is by either watching himself gouge out Tommy Lee Jones' eyes, or ACTUALLY gouging out Tommy Lee Jones' eyes.
- Greg: I've done it - Why wouldn't he?
