August 18th, 2009 - "Manscaping"
- Greg: So I was doing some manscaping yesterday and nicked my penis with the hedge trimmers; Bled like a stuck pig.
- Gil: What. The. Fuck. Why do you tell me these things?
- Greg: I... don't... even... know... anymore...
- Gil: Was this a "Oops. That was supposed to go to Katrina" thing?
- Greg: No - She already knows. I was telling you for friendship.
- Gil: Gee. Thanks.