June 24th, 2010 - "No iPhone 4 You"
- In honor of the much-anticipated release of the iPhone 4, the following is a conversation that actually took place today...
- Greg: Did you get the iPhone this morning?
- Gil: Nah. AT&T won't start selling to walk-ins until the 29th.
- Greg: That sucks. I saw that my credit card has been charged. Hopefully I will have it on Saturday or so.
- Gil: Oh, you didn't get yours? That sucks. Did you pre-order later than the first day?
- Greg: No, I pre-ordered on the first day. But their system was down. We're expecting to receive the orders tomorrow. So I'm hoping to get it within the next two days. I can live with that. I'll bet you're sweating from your little Asian asshole to get your brown mitts on one. You sicken me.
- Gil: Don't worry. We'll still be able to FaceTime. And by "FaceTime", I mean "I'm going to piss on your face when I see you talking on your new, precious iPhone. Go fuck yourself."
