June 28th, 2010 - "Toy Story 3"
- Gil: Saw Toy Story 3 last night. It was awesome. I didn't text you because it was kinda a last minute decision after a triple dinner date with Austin, my little brother and their girlfriends. Oh... and I hate you.
- Greg: That's cool. No worries. I forgot True Blood and Entourage were on, so I probably would have stayed home anyway.
- Gil: Weird. All that came through in your last text message was "I'm gay".
- Greg: Perhaps if multiple penises weren't impeding your vision, you would be able to read properly.
- Gil: There's not enough evidence to support that theory.
- Greg: You had semen all over your face Saturday. Circumstantial, but probably accurate.
- Gil: It was sour cream! I swear! And not the kind produced by a geriatric penis. The store-bought variety.
- Greg: Blah. Liar.
