August 21st, 2009 - "Facial Hair & Lethal Weapon 3"
- Greg: Which one of you fuckers said I had a Velcro chin-strap beard yesterday?
- Gil: Me.
- Greg: I fucking hate you.
- Gil: [Laughing hysterically] Still hilarious.
- Greg: Its awful. I'm shaving tonight, you motherless cunt.
- Gil: Nooooo!! Dude. Have you seen MY facial hair? The ol' neck beard??
- Greg: Like adult Simba.
- Gil: Exactly.
- Greg: At least you can grow a 'stache. God's still fucking with me on that one.
- Gil: Next time you shave, shave against the grain on your 'stache. Try and promote it.
- Greg: Thanks Danny Glover.
- Gil: Man. What was that? Lethal Weapon 2?
- Greg: Three. When his son's all involved with L.A. gangs 'n shit.
- Gil: Armor-piercing bullets 'n shit.
- Greg: Fuck yes. Don't forget: That shit'll pierce through the bucket of a bulldozer. FTW!
- Gil: For real. He was definitely getting too old for that shit...
